Tag Archives: five-year-old

one liners, part III

Posted on May 19, 2012 by Amanda B. Hill

Right now, my two-year-old son is speaking in short and very direct sentences like “me eat” and “I do it.” There is also the ever-so-popular “MINE” and “No night night, mama. Applesauce.” Although my son’s extreme narcissism and obsession with … Continue reading →

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Twenty Random Things I said to my Five-Year-Old this Week

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Amanda B. Hill

No, honey. Mosquitoes are not amphibians just because their eggs float on top of the water. That doesn’t count. Butterflies don’t make honey. That’s a job only for the bees. Where exactly are the heart pains? Show me. It doesn’t … Continue reading →