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one liners, part III

Right now, my two-year-old son is speaking in short and very direct sentences like “me eat” and “I do it.”  There is also the ever-so-popular “MINE” and “No night night, mama.  Applesauce.” Although my son’s extreme narcissism and obsession with … Continue reading

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one liners

Twenty things my 5-year-old said that made me laugh: (1) Unicorns are real (2) Today was the best day in my whole entire life because I got to chew gum.  I mean the best day ever. (3) My throat hurts.  … Continue reading

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