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Twenty Random Things I said to my Five-Year-Old this Week
No, honey. Mosquitoes are not amphibians just because their eggs float on top of the water. That doesn’t count. Butterflies don’t make honey. That’s a job only for the bees. Where exactly are the heart pains? Show me. It doesn’t … Continue reading
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Tagged five-year-old, funny, humor, love, rapunzel, tape, trillion
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